If I had to provide a ratio of things I’ve watched in my life scary to non-scary , it would fall somewhere around 90/10. Anyone who knows me knows this is part of my personality at this point. If new scary movies come out, I’ve seen them—and I definitely have opinions on them. Throughout my past 25 years, I’ve seen just about every horror and thriller movie that a single person could. All this to say: If I’m an authority on anything, it’s scary movies. And when’s the best time to watch a scary movie? Right now, baby. We still have a few glorious weeks left of spooky season , so there’s no time like now to check off the boxes on a scary movie bucket list. From decades-old classics to lesser-known Netflix gems, curl up on your couch and work through them this spooky season—I promise you won’t be disappointed. I’ve ranked all movies on a scariness level, being the least scary, being the scariest I’ve seen (a ranking only four movies in history have earned from me!). ...